Vast Global Conspiracy Finally Unveiled?

A vast global conspiracy has been ongoing on for the past seven years, according to Steven Hager, founder of the Cannabis Cup and the first person to organize 420 ceremonies outside Marin County, starting in 1990.

According to Hager, a secret group he created at the 8th Cannabis Cup, known as The Temple Dragon Crew has been secretly plotting world peace intensively now for seven years. During ceremonies, the crew deploys their signature seven rainbow-colored candles decorated with magic sigils, a new rainbow menorah they hope to establish as a symbol for world peace. These dragons are dedicated to stopping hate, bigotry and violence with peace magic.

For years, this crew has worked in secret, appearing only briefly for ceremonies at major counterculture events, but now apparently, anyone can become a Temple Dragon. “Yes, says Hager, we have moved our ceremonies to Aspen, Colorado, as part of Abakus magazine and the Grand Lodge of the Pot Illuminati. Our flower Cup is in late December and the Munchie Cup in May.”

Stay tuned to see if the Temple Dragon Crew’s ambitious plans can defeat the black magic of the sorcerers who manifest war for profit by manipulating religions.

When will world peace finally break out? The Temple Dragons are certainly praying world peace comes sooner than later.

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