Recipe For a Winter’s Day

An epic once-in-a-decade snow storm inspired me to create something new: blackened chicken in mushroom Chardonnay cream sauce, a dish that pairs spicy chicken with a savory sauce.

It turned out so good, I decided to memorialize it here. There is no added salt beyond what was already in the soup.

You will need two thin-sliced organic chicken breasts pounded thinner, and dipped in a melted butter sauce.

Butter sauce: Three tablespoons of butter with tablespoon each of paprika, onion powder, basil, thyme; and teaspoon each of oregano, garlic powder, cayenne pepper, black pepper.

Mushroom sauce: Pacific Foods Organic Cream of Mushroom Condensed Soup, 10.5 oz mixed with 1/4 cup Siggi’s Icelandic Yogurt and 1/4 cup heavy cream; a splash of Chardonnay, finished with the spicy oil remains from pan.

Sugarcane oil, an all-purpose cooking oil with more good fats than olive oil, a higher smoke point, and a neutral taste that works in any recipe.

Dip chicken in butter sauce, coat both sides, and place in scorching-hot cast iron pan greased with sugarcane oil. As soon as a blackened crust forms, flip over and crust the other side.

Return chicken to butter sauce baking dish, cover with mushroom sauce that has been blended with remains from cast iron pan, and sprinkle with crispy onions.

Bake for 20 minutes at 350 degrees.

Serve on top of creamy mashed potatoes and streamed haricots verts.

Next time I make this dish, and it likely won’t be long now, I will add fresh mushrooms. Any mushrooms, fresh, frozen, dried or canned will greatly enhance the dish.

Joseph Campbell was a fraud

The study of Western mythology was greatly impeded by the myopic Joseph Campbell, who never once wrote (nor spoke) about Scythian, Persian, Bactrian, Chinese, Middle Eastern nor Greek use of cannabis for divination. Although he spent immense time on the most obscure cultures on earth, he ignored the most influential. The foundational myths of Western Culture were born in Scythia, home to Heracles (Hercules in Rome), Prometheus, and the Holy Grail. 

According to Campbell, there was no real chalice as the story was intended as a metaphor for spiritual transformation. This is absurd. The golden cup landed in what is now the Ukraine and was too hot for anyone to touch. But one boy could pick it up, and he became the first great king of the Yamnaya, and eventually morphed into Heracles. A band of seafaring Yamnaya moved south to Arcadia in Greece, received the idea of an alphabet from the Purple People (Phoenicians) and created a magnificent culture documented by Homer.

Meanwhile, back in the Ukraine, every Scythian warrior (male and female) received a ceremonial chalice. It might be bronze or silver or gold, and built around a skull cap taken from their first victim. After a battle, the tribe would return to the field and those celebrating their first kill would ceremoniously chop off a skull cap and drink blood from it. But only once, for after it was brought back home and encased and decorated, it was used to drink bhang, which became known as Soma.

This was the Scythian coming-of-age ceremony, and the tribe would have attended with great merriment. The Scythians were also great musicians, so the tribal band was likely jamming, and the priestly Ennare (men dressed as women who sang in falsetto), might have been making up songs calling out the newly minted adults in the tribe.

It was pretty easy for Scythians to run rampant over Greeks and Persians because they rode horses and fired poison arrows with composite recumbent bows that were smaller but more powerful than the Greek and Persian bows. They were trained to fire arrows with deadly accuracy practically from birth and while riding away, so they could dispatch the enemy without ever being in the line-of-fire.

I can’t stomach Campbell’s books or his videos because his analysis is complete garbage. He does backflips away from the origins of our most dominant myths, which traveled around the world quickly after the Bronze Age Collapse, replacing the local hero-gods.

Hermes was central to the Mycenaean Greeks, as he was born in Arcadia, where three temples were consecrated in his honor. He would later be welded to Egyptian mysticism and become a dominant player in the occult societies that emerged during the Middle Ages.

33 Great Works of Literature

“The Iliad” by Homer

“Moby Dick” by Herman Melville

“Don Quixote” by Miguel De Cervantes

“Heart of Darkness” by Joseph Conrad

“Middlemarch” by George Eliot

“Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man” by James Joyce

“Adventures of Huckleberry Finn” by Mark Twain

“Call of the Wild” by Jack London

“Big Sur” by Jack Kerouac

“Steppenwolf” by Herman Hesse

“War and Peace” by Leo Tolstoy

“Journey to the End of the Night” by Louis-Ferdinand Celine

“The Trial” by Franz Kafka

“The Manor” by Issac Bahevis Singer

“Ficciones” by Jorge Luis Borges

“One Flew Over the Cookoo’s Nest” by Ken Kesey

“Naked Lunch” by William S. Burroughs

“Fat City” by Leonard Garnder

“1984” by George Orwell

“Angels” by Denis Johnson

“Pale Fire” by Vladimir Nabokov

“A Clockwork Orange” by Anthony Burgess

“The Catcher in the Rye” by J.D. Salinger

“The Berlin Stories” by Christopher Isherwood

“Things Fall Apart” by Chinua Achebe

“Fire on the Plains” by Shohei Ooka

“Revolutionary Road” by Clifford Yates

“The Inspector General” by Nikolai Gogol

“The Great Gatsby” by F. Scott Fitzgerald

“The Sun Also Rises” by Ernest Hemingway

“In Search of Lost Time” by Marcel Proust

“The Hair of Harold Roux” by Thomas Williams

“The Risk of Being Ridiculous” by Guy Maynard

“Shoot It” by Paul Tyner