Alien chemtrails exposed!!!!!!!!!!

I went outside last night and there wasn’t a cloud in the sky. Suddenly I saw an alien space craft appear on the horizon. Then, without warning, this cloud formation appeared.

While all the airplanes are spraying toxic chemicals to kill us, they only do so in thin white lines, while this chemtrail is more like a chemmonster and will obviously kill a lot more people. One wonders who are these aliens who make these white monsters appear in the sky and why do they want to hurt me?

I took a sample of some water from my rain barrel the next day. Even though it hadn’t rained and the barrel was frozen over, I detected a thin scum of unknown origin. I’m contacting the Smithsonian to see if they would like to study it. I call it Chem-Skum and I’m convinced this is the key to the chemtrail mysteries.

While I was walking home, I bumped into Elvis, who remains in witness protection and he assured me we never landed on the moon and most of us are dead already from fall-out from Japan we just don’t realize we are zombies yet. And by the way, the Illuminati worship Aleister Crowley and the only reason Hollywood makes movies is so they can embed secret messages about how the Illuminati plan to kill us all before 2140. Why 2140? That’s the date the last bitcoin will be mined and the Illuminati plan to snatch all the coins after they kill off the world. I guess these alien cloud formations have something to do with that.

If you want to stop the world takeover or just send a message to Elvis, just contact me. I accept donations in bitcoin and will be happy to lead you around is circles if you believe any of this shit. And if you passed this on, without even getting to the end, well, that just proves you will believe just about anything, won’t you?

Take the Disinfo Quiz

Can you tell the difference between a legitimate area of deep-political research and a carefully constructed rabbit hole leading nowhere? When navigating the conspiracy wilderness of mirrors, it’s important to realize 90% of the so-called “research” is garbage being spread by kooks or people pretending to be kooks, unless, of course, it’s a mainstream book parroting the official government line, in which case it will be praised to the skies in all the major media from far and wide.

This is how the entire spectrum of conspiracy research has been removed from the accepted borders of reality. In the jargon of mind control ops, all researchers have been “sheep-dipped” as lunatics. Good or bad, crazy or sane, every deep-political researcher is just another conspiracy crackpot. So much for investigative research. Investigative research is practically extinct at this point.

So the kookier the stuff that gets published, the farther they drive the center of gravity away from uncomfortable realities that might stir people into action, and the deeper they go into the designated rabbit hole, a place filled with fearful sheeple and paranoid delusions. Manufacturing all this noise is a sophisticated mind game played out on several fields. Most religion (and any other mind-control cult) works by first leading the gullible down into a state of fearful resignation.

This test is designed to measure your ability to navigate the many rabbit holes that dot the conspiracy landscape, so I invite everyone to take my Disinfo Quiz. Most of the theories listed here are discussed in greater detail elsewhere on my blog.

All conspiracy research falls into one of three categories:

1) credible research; 2) manufactured rabbit hole leading nowhere; or, 3) limited hang-out, a deflection of the real story, usually scapegoating the designated patsy.

Limited hang-outs are often employed as lightning rods to capture the center of energy on an emerging consciousness.

So tell me which of the following categories do these popular internet conspiracy theories fall into?

Credible story? Rabbit Hole? or Limited Hang-out?

1) The CIA killed JFK

2) We never landed on the moon.

3) 9/11 was a ritual event based on Crowley magick

4) Chemtrails are poisoning the world

5) Fluoride is poisoning the world

6) Cannabis cures cancer

7) The Aurora shooting was a magic ritual event

8) Madonna is Queen of the Illuminati

9) Circumcision is a form of ritualized child abuse

10) Albert Hoffman, of LSD fame, secretly worked for the CIA

11) A vaccine given in the 1950s could be creating an explosion of cancer in Baby Boomers

12) The Jews are secretly running the world

13) JFK Jr was murdered

14) Elvis is alive

After you compile your score (answers below) find out how you rank, MagusĀ  or Sheeple?

13-14 correct: Magus

11-12 correct: Senior

9-10 correct: Junior

7-8 correct: Sophomore

5-6 correct: Freshman

4 or less correct: you are undoubtedly a member of the brainwashed sheeple


1) credible

2) rabbit hole

3) limited hangout

4) rabbit hole

5) credible

6) credible

7) rabbit hole

8) rabbit hole

9) credible

10) credible

11) credible

12) limited hangout

13) credible

14) rabbit hole

My two cents on Chemtrails

I first heard about chemtrails around the time I began researching an article on the 25th anniversary of the JFK assassination (as well as the release of Oliver Stone’s movie). When the story began, chemtrails were supposedly being sprayed by military planes at high altitudes, and people were having “funny feelings” in their throats shortly afterwards. Cases of flu and other illnesses were supposedly spiking in those areas that had been chemtrailed.

I looked into it briefly and discovered the white plumes left by military planes at high altitude were most likely ordinary contrails, little more than water vapor. But as the years progressed, so did the chemtrail cottage industry. Google “chemtrail” and you’ll find 2 and a half million links, including numerous wacko sites devoted to discussing the topic. Who is engineering this massive disinfo dump?

In the early days, chemtrails were almost exclusively promoted by late-night radio host Art Bell, who was also very involved in promoting UFOs. It might be educational to note that after 9/11, Bell ridiculed the idea our government might be lying about the tragedy. He spent considerable effort promoting the wackiest of conspiracy theories, but when it came to actual real, hardcore research, Bell was nowhere to be found.

So when I ridicule the chemtrail hoax, it’s important to note I do not claim chemicals are not sprayed on people, plants and clouds. When done on plants, it’s called crop dusting and you’ll notice crop dusters are small, slow, propeller planes that fly close to the ground while spraying. That’s because chemical sprays are expensive and, depending on wind speeds (on the ground and at flight altitude) unwanted drift can occur away from the target area. When a Rainbow Gathering was sprayed by unknown chemicals (and everyone got sick soon thereafter), the plane used was a low-flying crop-duster. For cloud seeding, small planes are also the norm. Cloud seeding is usually done with silver iodide, dry ice and/or liquid nitrogen, although the Russians apparently include cement fragments in the mix.

However, what the chemtrail cottage industry would have us believe, is that hundreds of flights are taking place every day with commercial aircraft and military aircraft, all of whom are secretly seeding toxic chemicals to create a mass extermination of the population. The biggest problem with this theory is that not a single shred of evidence has ever been produced to prove the existence of this sort of chemtrail conspiracy. Think about it. We’re talking about tons of toxic chemicals secretly loaded onto planes, all of which have been secretly equipped to spray these chemicals for the purpose of mass murder. And this has been going on for over 20 years? Think of the number of people involved in the chain: chemical manufacturers, transporters, mechanics, pilots, any one of whom would certainly have the capability of blowing the whistle on this monstrous crime by initiating a billion dollar class action suit. Such a person would become the most famous whistle blower in history. But in over 20 years of chemtrail hysteria, not one such person has emerged? What does that tell you about the existence of chemtrails?

Mind control is based on manufacturing fear. Turning a harmless contrail into a chemtrail of death is textbook disinfo. Most chemtrail sites also dovetail into wacky 9/11 theories, like “no planes” were involved in 9/11. Thus it becomes easier to swat away emerging 9/11 research revealing the event was likely planned and executed by the Pentagon, the Mossad, the ISI and Saudi intelligence. Next time you friend somebody on facebook who devotes all their effort to the distribution of information on chemtrails, you might want to investigate who that person actually is. Because there’s really only two possibilities: hoodwinked true believer, or knowing agent of disinfo. Either way, the chemtrail hoax is a rabbit hole leading to nowhere.

When the chemtrail photo shown here first appeared on facebook, a few people actually thought it was a real photo. “How do they get the skulls into the smoke?” wondered one person. More important, how do they get such transparent disinfo into the minds of America?

Note to the disinfo crowd: don’t both leaving more comments, I won’t approve them, and for the organically real people of the world who want to know the truth (and not be led down some rabbit-hole populated by UFO’s, chemtrails, satanists, and lizards from another dimension), feel free to check out my books.