The lost Gospel of Thomas

Jesus realized two brothers were following him around.

“What do you want?” he asked.

“Rabbi, where are you staying?”

Come and see,” he said. It was exactly four twenty in the afternoon when they went with him, and received a massive dose of cannabis oil, after which they remained with Jesus for the rest of the day.

Andrew, Simon Peter’s brother, was one of those who’d heard what John said and looked for Jesus. He went to find his brother, Simon, “We have to check out this so-called holy anointing oil that John and his cousin Jesus are saying has been intentionally written out-of-history, although it’s supposed to be the real story behind the burning bush, and if you can believe that, the moon is made of cheese and I got a bridge to sell you in Galilee.”

Then Andrew brought Simon to meet Jesus. Looking intently at Simon, Jesus said, “Your name is Simon, son of John—but you will be called Peter. The next day Jesus decided to go to Galilee. He found Philip and said to him, “Come, follow me.” Philip was from Bethsaida, Andrew and Peter’s hometown.

Philip went to look for Nathanael and told him, “We got this supposedly magic oil from this truther.”

“Truther!!” exclaimed Nathanael. “Can anything good come from a truther?”

“Come and see for yourself,” Philip replied.

As they approached, Jesus said, “Now here is a genuine son of Israel—a man of complete integrity.” “How do you know about me?” Nathanael asked.

Jesus replied, “I could see you under the fig tree before Philip found you.”

Then Nathanael exclaimed, “Rabbi, I like your style!”

Jesus asked him, “Do you like me because I told you I had seen you under the fig tree? You will like much greater things than that after you take a massive hit off this oil and milk mixture. Sit next to the oil lamp while I pour this anointing oil on your head and then tell me if you feel the power of the lord upon you.”

5 Replies to “The lost Gospel of Thomas”

  1. Interesting “information”, but what is the “source” of it???
    I have been studying Jesus outside the “box” or Bible as it is somewhat restricted.
    Tell me what other sources you have?
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    1. John, I am writing the story of Jesus through the lens of our own time. The basic facts of a burning bush, holy anointing oil, disappearance of the oil until Zachariah, whose son John the Baptist brought back the oil, was murdered, his movement inherited by his cousin Jesus….this is all part of the historical record.

      1. I am seriously doing my own personal research into the anointing oil as a Healer and I have a personal reason for wanting to use it. Merinol which is authorized by the FDA is too damn expensive and 20 caps is over $1,000 when I asked about the 180 caps I was authorized to get, I was told by CVS that it was well over $3,000. I’d be better off on the street but the dispensaries are still getting busted by “feds”, and the State has to leave it alone as a DEA licensed Doctor issues a Prescription.
        I need help BEFORE it is too late. I also wondered if you had any suggestions?
        I know a few people, and was told something called “Wax” is potent…?
        This is for pure medical reasons and I also have a medical MJ Card.
        Please give me a private email if you can or cell phone so we can talk?
        P.S. I am still reading the book called “Sex, Drugs Violence and the Bible”

  2. Steven,
    I tired to locate and talk to Carol Howe and I actually found an address in San Diego, but no one would answer the door. I left a card and never got a call.
    Have you got a contact number or email address for Carol?
    I thought we might have some thing sin common and that I might be able to help her or she me.
    I was born in OKC…..

  3. Call me ASAP!
    I just read your case on *boycotting HT* and I just sent a message to News MEdia guy named * *??yesterday regarding the HT.
    I’m getting cleaned up to go out this morning to get my car flushed. Call my cell at *(619)609-1733*
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