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Alien chemtrails exposed!!!!!!!!!!

I went outside last night and there wasn’t a cloud in the sky. Suddenly I saw an alien space craft appear on the horizon. Then, without warning, this cloud formation appeared.

While all the airplanes are spraying toxic chemicals to kill us, they only do so in thin white lines, while this chemtrail is more like a chemmonster and will obviously kill a lot more people. One wonders who are these aliens who make these white monsters appear in the sky and why do they want to hurt me?

I took a sample of some water from my rain barrel the next day. Even though it hadn’t rained and the barrel was frozen over, I detected a thin scum of unknown origin. I’m contacting the Smithsonian to see if they would like to study it. I call it Chem-Skum and I’m convinced this is the key to the chemtrail mysteries.

While I was walking home, I bumped into Elvis, who remains in witness protection and he assured me we never landed on the moon and most of us are dead already from fall-out from Japan we just don’t realize we are zombies yet. And by the way, the Illuminati worship Aleister Crowley and the only reason Hollywood makes movies is so they can embed secret messages about how the Illuminati plan to kill us all before 2140. Why 2140? That’s the date the last bitcoin will be mined and the Illuminati plan to snatch all the coins after they kill off the world. I guess these alien cloud formations have something to do with that.

If you want to stop the world takeover or just send a message to Elvis, just contact me. I accept donations in bitcoin and will be happy to lead you around is circles if you believe any of this shit. And if you passed this on, without even getting to the end, well, that just proves you will believe just about anything, won’t you?

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Wikileaks and UFOs

I lost all confidence in Julian Assange when he announced 911 was a “fake” conspiracy and there was no need to investigate the tragedy as a possible false-flag attack designed to lead us into war. If he was a real whistle-blower, Assange would be all over 911 because the official story is riddled with serious credibility problems that anyone with half-a-brain can see through.

Now comes the revelation Assange is planning to release explosive evidence regarding UFOs? Oh boy. This is big news, eh? It doesn’t take much imagination to comprehend that  UFO’s are probably the biggest rabbit hole ever created by military intelligence. Just turn on the History Channel and between shows about Hitler and Nazi Germany you’re bound to find tons of UFO specials. We’re constantly being bombarded by nonsense about UFOs and no doubt we may even experience a UFO landing some day. But in all probability, it won’t be real. It’ll be a carefully stage-managed, mind-control event.

I don’t discount the possibility there are energies from other dimensions passing through our reality here on earth. In fact, I’m sure that happens. But I also don’t believe that flying spacecraft from other solar systems inhabited by creatures like us are routinely visiting our planet in secrecy. It’s just too far to travel, and what would be the point of making such a journey in the first place? Even if craft were sent from another world to investigate us, the spaceships would most likely be unmanned drones. And if they were sending unmanned drones, don’t you think making “contact” would be on their to-do list? I mean, why snoop around and be so secretive about it? Why not just announce themselves to the world with a giant display of pyrotechnics? That’s they way our unmanned drones will likely be arriving in another solar system a hundred years or so from now.

To understand Wikileaks, you have to understand that military intelligence will always attempt to control both sides of any conflict. Right now, they have the perfect means to set-up just about anything because they can selectively “leak” fake information, have it posted on Wikileaks, and then get all hot and bothered when it shows up. Not only do I think 911 was a false flag attack, but I believe Wikileaks will probably turn out to be a similar operation.